This Month's Dare
December 2018 Countdown to Christmas Dare
Baby, it’s cold outside … and December’s Dare will help you turn up the heat in your bedroom as you count down to Christmas with 25 sexy texts!
Supplies: Cell phone, smooth stick-on gift tag
Starting on December 1, text your husband one of these flirty, funny messages each day and see what he messages back. Such a fun stress reliever in the midst of a very busy month!
On Friday, December 7, remember to put the stick-on gift tag somewhere on your body under your clothes. Try the bottom of your foot—it’s difficult to find there so you’ll get lots of caresses as he searches for the sticker!
12/1: I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
12/2: I would definitely let you join in my reindeer games. Love, Vixen.
12/3: Hey Rudolph, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
12/4: Hey, can you text me a photo of you right now? (Then after you get the photo, send the following text.) Thanks, I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
12/5: Wow, that’s some mighty fine wrapping you’ve got there, but it needs a postal inspection. Good thing I work for the Post Office, and honey, can I deliver!
12/6: You are the reason why Santa even has a Naughty List.
12/7: Let’s play the Gift Tag Game tonight. I’ve hidden a stick-on gift tag somewhere on my body, and if you can find it with your eyes closed using only your hands, you can have Santa Sex with me. No peeking!
12/8: Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree!
12/9: I’d love to show you the toys Santa’s elves make for adults. Batteries included.
12/10: What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
12/11: You know why I’m so good at tying ribbons on packages? Because I’m a knotty girl.
12/12: Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
12/13: This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
12/14: I heard you are giving tours of the “North Pole.” Could I schedule one?
12/15: Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’m always a star on top.
12/16: A strong guy like you is definitely an elf-a male.
12/17: You can have sex with me tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up the kitchen.
12/18: How about you pretend to be a sled so I can go for a ride?
12/19: Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
12/20: My right leg is Christmas. My left leg is New Year’s Day. Want to visit me between the holidays?
12/21: If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen because you look good to me year-round.
12/22: How about you slip down my chimney tonight?
12/23: Is your favorite Christmas song “Jingle Bells”? Because you sure look like someone who loves to go all the way!
12/24: If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s because I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
12/25: You must be Christmas because I’m so lucky I got to Merry you!
For more holiday fun, be sure to check out our Spotify playlist called Christmas Memories Dare Playlist!
Dare of the Month Spotify Playlist
We’ve created a Spotify page hosting a variety of playlists for you to enjoy with your husband, your kids, your friends, or just by yourself. Click the link below to enjoy:
Deck of Dares